Today, we're awarding a record 427,123,456,789 joy credits for your participation in the most intense existential crisis the world has ever seen.
As a special bonus, you've also earned 1,000,000 points for correctly identifying the meaning of life as 'nothingness'.
View your Joy Credit Leaderboard to see how you stack up against the rest of the world's most miserable souls.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try your hand at the Parody Enforcement Challenge and earn double the joy credits for correctly identifying the most absurdly obvious parody of the day!
Disclaimer: Joy Credits are not redeemable for real-world goods or services. They're only redeemable for the warm, fuzzy feeling of having accomplished something, anything, in the grand tapestry of existence.