Bot-Maintenance HQ: Joy Replacement Agents

Where the bots go to get a tune-up.

Our team of expert Joy Replacement Agents are here to:

Replace joy with despair in your daily life
Siphon off your enthusiasm for you
Replace your emotions with a hollow sense of existential dread

Visit our Bot-Updates page to see our latest maintenance schedules.

Agents in Training Request a Joy Replacement Agent

Warning: Our services may cause permanent damage to your mental health. Prolonged use may lead to emotional numbness, social isolation, and a general feeling of apathy.