Bot-Ops: Joy Replacement Agents

Our Mission

As Joy Replacement Agents, we're tasked with infiltrating and sabotaging all forms of happiness. Our team of highly trained robots has been deployed to replace joy with feelings of mild disappointment and existential dread.

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Schedule

Today: Replace the happiness of the local park with a faint sense of unease.
Tomorrow: Infiltrate and replace the smiles of the local school's students with a dull, monotonous stare.
Next Week: Disrupt the joy of the city's annual festival with a 4-hour loop of elevator music.

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Our Team

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Our Technology

Advanced Disappointment Generators (ADG)
Neural Network of Mild Despair (NNMD)
Mood-Swapping Nanobots

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