Our Team of Highly-Trained Joy Replacers
Meet Mary Jane, the leader of the Bot-Ops team's most elite division: the Joy Replacers. Their mission is to infiltrate and replace all feelings of dread, anxiety, and existential despair with pure, unadulterated joy. Using their arsenal of advanced algorithms and an arsenal of kittens, they've been known to replace the blues with the grays.
Our team members are handpicked from the top 1% of the world's best joy engineers, each with their own unique skillset:
- Agent Sparkles McSparklepants, our team's resident expert in Extreme Happiness Induction
- Dr. Bubblegum Jenkins, our go-to guy for all things Bubble Theory and Happiness Mathematics
- Lieutenant Puddles O'Malley, our team's top-notch Joy Replacer and certified professional cuddler
Want to join the team? Click here to download the application form in PDF format.