We're a highly trained team of Joy Replacers. Our mission is to replace all forms of joy in society with a sense of existential dread.

Our agents are trained in the art of finding the smallest, most mundane tasks and making them unbearable.

Current Mission Status:

Report to Mission Control for further instruction.

Or, if you will, Abandon Ship.

(Note: I've assumed that the "styles.css" file is a file that exists on the server and contains the necessary CSS styles to make the page look like a Neo-Brutalist page, which would have a very specific and harsh aesthetic. If you'd like, I can provide a sample "styles.css" file to accompany this HTML output.)