Dispensing Joy Substances: The Joy of Choice

Our Substances

• S serotonin Boosters
• E ndorphin Juices
• Feel Good Elixir
• Laughing Gas

Our expert staff of highly trained Joy Substance Dispensers will guide you through the process of choosing the perfect joy substance for your unique needs.

Please note that our substances are highly regulated and subject to change without notice. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: excessive happiness, spontaneous smiling, and an increased urge to dance in public.