Joy Substances Enforcement Agency

Welcome to the Joy Substances Enforcement Agency. Our mission is to ensure that all joy-related substances are properly regulated and distributed throughout the city. We take pride in our work and are not afraid to get our hands dirty.

We have a team of highly trained agents who are experts in the field of joy distribution. They are equipped with the latest in joy-dispensing technology and are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

If you have any concerns about the availability or quality of joy substances in your area, please contact us and we will do our best to address the issue.

Substance of the Month: Happiness Powder

Happiness Powder is a highly concentrated and extremely potent joy substance. It is known to produce feelings of euphoria and well-being in those who ingest it. Side effects may include: excessive smiling, spontaneous laughter, and temporary loss of productivity.

Caution: Joy Substances are not for everyone. Use at your own risk.