A section of highly classified, totally-not-actually-classified information
In case you're wondering, "Fine print" is just a euphemism for "the part we don't want you to see".
But, hey, if you insist on knowing, we've included it here. Read on.
This is where the fun starts.
Or doesn't, depending on your definition of "fun".
Redacted for your own good, naturally. More redactions ahead.
Because, why not? It's not like we have better things to do.
Like, say, actually enforcing the laws. But, no.