Enforcement Methods 27B

Subsection I: Unconventional Means of Enforcing the Unenforceable.

Our team of highly trained specialists have devised a variety of unorthodox approaches for enforcing the unenforceable.

• Method 1: Bureaucratic Judo - the art of using red tape to hold things together.
• Method 2: Enforcing Non-Enforcement - the delicate dance of doing nothing while appearing to do something.
• Method 3: Bureaucratic Bureaucracy - the infinite loop of paperwork and procedure.