Subsubsection 4: The Unyielding Enforcement Methods
The Unyielding Enforcement Methods is a series of highly effective, yet completely impractical, methods for dealing with difficult situations.
These methods are guaranteed to not get you into trouble, but rather, into more trouble.
Method 27B-4: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Method
- Fill out 17 pages of paperwork in triplicate.
- Get lost in the waiting room.
- Be told that it's not your department.
- Repeat steps 1-3 until you get the desired result, or until you give up.
Method 27B-4 is not recommended for those with a short attention span, or those who enjoy a challenge.