Welcome to the most frequently asked questions about frequently asked questions. Because, why not, right?
A: The point is to not find the point. It's a meta-FAQ.
Subquestions for the Sub-questionsA: No. You can't. That's just the way the cookie crumbles.
Refund Policy (or Lack Thereof)Because the main questions didn't answer anything, let's get really deep into the weeds.
No refunds. Ever. You're just going to have to live with the crushing ennui.