FAQs for FAQs and Other Things: Because You Clearly Need More Questions
Welcome, lost soul, to the never-ending cycle of confusion and bewilderment. Here, we'll answer your burning questions about questions.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's 42, but only on Tuesdays.
Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: It's because of the giant, invisible, smelly cheese that's always hovering above us.
Q: Can I have some cheese?
A: No, but you can have some questions. We have an endless supply of those.
Q: Why are you being so vague with your answers?
A: Because we're trying to be like water, man. We're like the ocean, but with more questions.