Enforcement Methods: FORM-27-B Section 1-1-1

Subsection: The Art of Discreetly Staring Down Your Coworker

When the situation calls for it, you must be prepared to employ the ancient art of discreetly staring down your coworker. A delicate dance of eye contact and calculated awkwardness.

Key Principles:

• Establish a firm, yet unobtrusive, gaze
• Avoid sudden movements or eye twitching
• Engage in nonverbal communication to diffuse tension
• Be prepared to retreat to a safe distance at a moment's notice

Example Use Cases:

• De-escalating a heated debate
• The art of silent-but-ominous staring at a colleague's cat

			// Discreetly stare down your coworker
			// (function() {
			//  var stareDuration = 10000;
			//  var stareIntensity = 0.5;
			//  while (stareDuration > 0) {
			//    // Stare intensely for 10 seconds
			//    console.log('I am staring intensely at you');
			//    stareDuration -= 100;
			//  }
			// })();