ENFORCEMENT METHODS

SUBSECTION D

SECTION D.2

SUBSECTION D.2.4

Section D.2.4: Mandatory Use of Sarcasm and Passive-Aggressive Humor.

When dealing with subordinates, it's essential to maintain a healthy dose of sarcasm and subtle passive-aggressiveness. This ensures a toxic work environment where everyone is on edge, always questioning each other's intentions, and secretly wondering who will be the first to crack under the pressure.

• Use the Sarcasm Protocol to diffuse tense situations with a well-timed eye-roll.
• Employ the Backhanded Compliment to subtly undermine your coworkers' self-esteem.

Remember, the key to success is to never, ever, be straightforward or genuine.

Proceed with caution (and a healthy dose of disdain).