Section 3: The Art of Properly Dropping the F-Bomb
According to Section 3 of Enforcement Form 27-B, it is a strict requirement that all officers of the Interdimensional Bureau of Enforcement (IBE) must be able to properly deploy the F-Bomb in any situation.
Training Exercises:
- Drop a F-Bomb from 30 feet: 3 attempts, 2 hours, 4 minutes, 2 seconds, 1 centigram
- Drop a F-Bomb from a moving vehicle: 2 attempts, 1 hour, 5 minutes, 3 seconds, 9 centigrams
- Drop a F-Bomb in a crowded elevator: 1 attempt, 1 second, 5 centigrams (penalty for causing unnecessary evacuations)
Note: All times are subject to change, and all centigrams are subject to reevaluation by the IBE's Bureau of Reevaluation (IBER). All officers are expected to be flexible and prepared for the unexpected.
Proceed to Section 4: Advanced F-Bomb Deployment Techniques