In this section, we'll cover the essential skills needed to avoid being a totalitarian. It's a delicate balance of being kind, yet firm; assertive, yet not overbearing; and always, always being willing to wear a funny hat.
Tip 1: Practice your "I'm not a totalitarian" mirror stare in front of a mirror every morning. This will help you master the art of looking confident without actually being one.
Learn more about the benefits of wearing funny hats.
Totalitarianism is a slippery slope, my friend. One day you're just a benevolent dictator, the next you're forcing everyone to watch reruns of So You're Saying on loop for eternity.
Explore the horrors of totalitarian regime fashion trends.
And that's it! With these tips, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of not being a totalitarian. Remember, it's all about finding that perfect balance of power and personality.
Get in touch with our team of expert non-totalitarians for personalized advice.