Section 3-3: The Art of Not Being a Totalitarian

Subsection 3-3-1: The Importance of Not Being a Jerk

In this section, we'll cover the essential skills needed to avoid being a totalitarian. It's a delicate balance of being kind, yet firm; assertive, yet not overbearing; and always, always being willing to wear a funny hat.

Tip 1: Practice your "I'm not a totalitarian" mirror stare in front of a mirror every morning. This will help you master the art of looking confident without actually being one.

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Subsection 3-3-2: The Dangers of Totalitarianism

Totalitarianism is a slippery slope, my friend. One day you're just a benevolent dictator, the next you're forcing everyone to watch reruns of So You're Saying on loop for eternity.

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Subsection 3-3-3: Conclusion

And that's it! With these tips, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of not being a totalitarian. Remember, it's all about finding that perfect balance of power and personality.

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