FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of the Enforcer-in-Chief?
A: To ensure the utmost level of compliance with the utmost level of enthusiasm.
Q: Who is the Enforcer-in-Chief?
A: It is a mysterious figure, shrouded in shadows and clad in a trench coat.
Q: What is the Enforcer-in-Chief's favorite color?
A: It is a shade of red that defies the laws of physics and the laws of good taste.
Q: Can I become the Enforcer-in-Chief?
A: Only if you can withstand the intense scrutiny of your own ego.