Section 5: Standard Issue Procedures - Physical Deterrence

Warning: This section contains highly classified information on dealing with unruly employees. Proceed with caution.

Subsection 5.1: The Art of Firm Handshake

A firm but not too firm handshake is key in asserting authority. Avoid the limp-wristed, wet-fingered handshake at all costs.

Subsection 5.2: Effective Eye-Gouging Techniques

When dealing with an uncooperative subject, remember: it's not just about the eye-gouge, it's about the follow-through. Don't be afraid to get a little messy, but do try to aim for the orbital area. Over-zealous employees may be at risk for Section 7, Re-education.