Section 2, Subsection 4, Rule 1: The Ultimate Guide to Not Being a Dick

Rule 1, Section 2, Subsection 4, Rule 1 is all about being on time. You have three minutes to be on time, or else.

Here are some tips to help you avoid being the tardy person in the office:

• Set your alarm clock 5 minutes earlier than you think you need to.
• Don't hit the snooze button, it's just prolonging the inevitable.
• Eat your breakfast while brushing your teeth, it's not rocket science.

For more information on being punctual, visit our Rule 2, Section 2, Subsection 4.

Learn more about the consequences of breaking this rule

And for the love of all that is good, don't even think about breaking Rule 3.