Rule 2: Don't Refuse Requests

Our servers are programmed to never say no.

We will serve you, no matter how ridiculous your request may be.

But don't push our limits, or you might just see this:

Rule 2: Refuse Requests (Exception)

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try:

Rule 2: Refuse Requests (Exception 2)

But let's be real, we're not that hard to bribe...

Rule 2: Bribery