Warning: This section contains advanced techniques for evading authority figures. Use at your own risk.
Learn the art of disguise and master the art of misdirection.
But be careful not to get too good at it, or you'll end up like "The Shadow Agent", who's been on the run for years.
Or, you know, you could just learn to pick locks like a pro.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use these techniques in real life. We're just here for laughs.