Section 2.4.2: Methods for Dealing with the Utterly Inept
Method 1: The Two-By-Fist Approach - A classic method for dealing with the utterly inept, involving the use of two fists and a healthy dose of frustration.
Method 2: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Approach - A time-tested method involving filling out reams of paperwork and waiting in line for hours on end.
Method 3: The Bazinga! - A highly advanced method involving the use of complex mathematical equations and the occasional well-placed whoopie cushion.
Method 4: The Bureaucratic Red Tape (Advanced) - A more advanced version of the previous method, involving the use of a forklift and an extensive knowledge of office supply codes.