Selective Memory Loss

Welcome to the art of forgetting on purpose! Here, we'll cover the methods to forget your troubles, your worries, and your pesky little brother's birthday party last year.

Method 1: The Convoluted Note Taking Approach

Distract yourself with excessive note-taking. Write down everything, even the mundane details. Before you know it, your memory will be too cluttered to remember anything at all!

Method 2: Sensory Denial

Block out the world around you. Wear noise-cancelling headphones, close your eyes, and pretend the world outside is just a distant hum.

Method 3: Intentional Memory Leak

Accidentally leak your memories into the void of the internet. Share every thought with the world, and watch as your brain tries to keep up with the constant stream of information.

Method 4: Unreliable Storytelling

Tell the same story over and over, until it becomes a jumbled mess of half-truths and fabricated details. Your brain will be too confused to remember the facts!

Still stuck? Try Random Guessing or Selective Media Blackout for more... creative approaches.