The Art of Not Listening

When you're talking to someone, but really you just want to be on your phone, this is where you come to learn the secrets of the universe... or at least, the secrets of how to tune out.

Step 1: The Classic "Uh-Huh"

Agree with whatever they're saying, even if you have no idea what they're talking about. It's like a game of telephone, but with more nodding.

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, try the:

Step 2: The Art of the Non-Verbal Nod

Just give them a nod, and pretend like you're interested. Who needs actual conversation when you can just give the appearance of it?

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling really bold, try:

Step 3: The Power of the Glazed-Over Expression

Just give them the look of someone who's deeply interested, but also completely checked out. It's like a magic trick, but with more eye contact.