The Sudden Onset of Boredom

Excessive Browsing: A Study

Research suggests that 9 out of 5 people suffer from this affliction. Symptoms include excessive scrolling, involuntary clicking, and an uncontrollable urge to check the weather.

Symptoms

• Excessive scrolling through memes
• Recurring dreams about checking your email
• An intense fear of running out of tabs
• Uncontrollable urge to check the clock

Treatment

Our team of experts recommends the following:

• Take a 10-minute break from the internet every hour
• Engage in physical activity (i.e., get off the couch)
• Practice deep breathing exercises while browsing
• Replace your browser with a flip phone

Subpages:

• Excessive Browsing Treatment Center - Our state-of-the-art facility offers a 24-hour hotline for those struggling with excessive browsing.
• The Dangers of Social Media - Learn about the devastating effects of excessive social media usage.
• Browser Protection Society - Join our community to protect yourself from excessive browsing.