Algorithmic Blame Engine

The Algorithmic Blame Engine is a cutting-edge technology for assigning blame to the most deserving individuals and entities within your organization. Our sophisticated algorithms have been trained on the art of finger-pointing and misdirection.

With our state-of-the-art blame-shifting capabilities, you can:

Pinpoint the exact moment when everything went wrong
Assign blame to the correct person or thing
Justify the unjustifiable

Our services include:

Blame Analysis
Blame Reassignment
Blame Displacement

Don't let the truth get in the way! Let us handle the blame for you.

Want to see how our algorithmic blame engine works? Check out our Technical Overviews for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly blameful, take a look at our Blame Hacking Tips for expert advice on how to shift the blame to the correct entity.

Or, if you're just looking for some good old-fashioned schadenfreude, check out our Blame the Neighbor page.

Or, if you're feeling generous, Blame the Cat for your mistakes.

We're not responsible for your feelings, but we are happy to help you assign blame.