Methods of Euphemistic Suppression

Method 1: PCPD (Politically Corrected Punching of Discontented Persons)

For the more... delicate approach.

• Step 1: Politically Correct the Punching of Discontented Persons
• Step 2: Softly, Oh Softerly, Totally Enforce the Suppression

Side effects may include: mild satisfaction, temporary euphoria, and a heightened sense of self-righteousness.