Prohibited Items of 2023

Welcome to the Prohibited Items 2023 catalog. Please note that the items listed below are forbidden for a reason. Do not attempt to acquire them, lest you wish to incur the wrath of our highly trained team of enforcers.

Prohibited Food Items

• Raw Tacos
• Unpasteurized Mayonnaise
• Expired Cheetos

Prohibited Entertainment Items

• Justin Bieber Concert Tickets
• Reality TV Shows
• Self-Playing Keyboards

Prohibited Fashion Items

• Neon Pink Jell-O Socks
• Overly Large Fanny Packs
• Sweatpants with Cartoon Characters

Prohibited Technology Items

• Selfie Toaster
• Selfie Printer
• Any device that can send a selfie to a toaster.

Prohibited Sports Items

• Trampolines
• Any device that makes a "Whoop-de-Doop" sound when you land on it.

Don't try it, just don't.

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