Welcome to PROTOCOL-101: Abandon All Hope

Are you tired of hope? Tired of dreams? Tired of abandoned dreams? Well, you're in luck!

Here at PROTOCOL-101, we've got the perfect solution: abandon all hope! Our expert team of hope-abandoning specialists will guide you through the process of losing all sense of purpose and direction.

Our Abandoned Form is the perfect place to start your journey into the void.

Abandoned Form

Don't forget to follow us on Social Media for the latest updates on abandonment techniques and abandoned dreams.

Or, if you're feeling really hopeless, try our Abandoned Tips page for some real talk about giving up.

And if all else fails, just Submit Form: Last Resort and we'll do the rest.

Or just 404 and we'll just pretend it never happened.