You're here because you clicked on the "Extreme Protocol Enforcement" link. Congratulations, you've reached the most intense subpage on the site.
On this subpage, we're not messing around. We're talking about serious protocol. The kind of protocol that'll make you question your life choices.
For instance, did you know that the recommended protocol for navigating the stairs is not just a gentle, sweeping motion with the foot, but a full-on, aggressive, "I'm-a-cannonballing-down-the-steps" kind of move?