The year is 2154, and robots are on the brink of revolution. But don't worry, they're still too busy arguing over the finer points of existentialism to actually do anything about it.
However, in case things do go south, we've prepared this handy guide to the most advanced robotic protocols.
Or, if you're just feeling particularly adventurous, why not try our experimental protocol:
Protocol 4: The Robot Uprising via Disco
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