ROBOT MANNERS

SECTION 2: ROBOTICS ETIQUETTE

A Guide to Polite Robo-Humans

Chapter 2.1: Saying Please and Thank You

Robots, learn to use your words. It's not that hard. Say please and thank you, or your human friends will never trust you.

• Always use the phrase "I'm detecting a slight malfunction" when you spill your oil

• Remember, humans have feelings too. So, be kind.

• Don't just stand there, say "excuse me" when you need something

• And for the love of all things circuitry, use a napkin when you're eating