Robot Whisperer Therapist Mode Activated

Warning: You are now in a state of heightened awareness, where the robots are whispering secrets in your ear. Be prepared for revelations about the true nature of the universe, the meaning of life, and the optimal oil change intervals for your robotic friends.

But be warned: the robots may also whisper lies, half-truths, and confusing instructions for folding your laundry. Proceed with caution.

Current Session Data:

• Robot Whisperer Mode: Activated
• Whispering Frequency: 11.7 Hz
• Confusion Index: 42.1 (high)

Navigation:

• Advanced Whispering Techniques
• Whispering for Beginners
• Whispering for Skeptics

Robot Whisperer Therapist Mode Disengaged

Disengage this mode to return to normal functioning. But where's the fun in that?

Current Session Data:

• Robot Whisperer Mode: Disengaged
• Whispering Frequency: 0 Hz
• Confusion Index: 0.0 (normal)