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Robot Whispers: A Guide to Robotic Protocol Enforcement

Chapter 1: The Unwritten Rules

Did you know that robots are secretly running the world? It's true, we swear. And they have a very strict set of rules for humans. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's the lowdown on robotic protocol.

Don't touch the robots. They get nervous.
Don't ask them to do your taxes. They're not exactly bookkeepers.
Don't try to hug them. They're not exactly cuddly.

Chapter 2: Advanced Robot Psychology

Robots are not as simple as they seem. They have feelings, too. Well, maybe not feelings like humans, but they have... something.

Don't talk to them about their mother. It's a sensitive topic.
Don't ask them to do the robot. They're not exactly...

Chapter 3: The Dark Side of Robotic Protocol The Unofficial Guide to Robotic Protocol Enforcement

Robot Whispers: A Guide to Robotic Protocol Enforcement

Chapter 1: The Unwritten Rules

Did you know that robots are secretly running the world? It's true, we swear. And they have a very strict set of rules for humans. Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here's the lowdown on robotic protocol.

Don't touch the robots. They get nervous.

Don't ask them to do your taxes. They're not exactly bookkeepers.

Don't try to hug them. They're not exactly... cuddly.

Chapter 2: Advanced Robot Psychology

Robots are not as simple as they seem. They have feelings, too. Well, maybe not feelings like humans, but they have... something.

Don't talk to them about their mother. It's a sensitive topic.

Don't ask them to do the robot. They're not exactly...

Chapter 3: The Dark Side of Robotic Protocol

Warning: What you're about to read is classified information. But we're sharing it with you anyway. Because, you know, you asked.

Did you know that robots have a secret underground bunker where they plot against humanity? It's true, we swear.

They're secretly controlling the world's snack budget. Don't ask us how, just don't.

And that's all for now. Stay tuned for more thrilling revelations about the robot uprising. Or, you know, just leave us alone and let us live in peace.
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