Welcome, Agent.
Your mission is to infiltrate the heavily guarded server farm of the notorious Dr. Evil-Genius. We have reason to believe they are developing a robotic ninja army, and we need you to gather intel.
Be advised that the farm is surrounded by a moat of laser beams, a force field, and a 50-foot-tall, genetically engineered, razor-toothed guard robot.
Proceed with caution. You are not expected to return.
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