Robot Whisperer Certification Program

Apply now and receive your official Robot Whisperer Certification!

Join our community of certified robot whisperers and unlock the secrets of robot psychology, robot sociology, and robot culinary arts!

Requirements:

• Complete 10 hours of robot-whispering coursework
• Pass a comprehensive robot-whispering exam
• Submit a 5-page essay on your favorite robot-whispering technique

Cost:

• $1000 (includes a free robot-whispering cape)

Apply Now!

Or, apply by mail:

[Mail Application]