Congratulations, you've made it to the top 5 of the Robot Whisperer Certification Program! You've demonstrated exceptional skills in robotic diplomacy, advanced robotic maintenance, and expert-level robotic whispering.
As a certified Level 5 Robot Whisperer, you're now qualified to work with even the most temperamental of robots. Your services are in high demand on the robotic underground.
But with great power comes great responsibility. Remember, with a Level 5 certification comes the duty to maintain the delicate balance of robotic society. Be cautious not to upset the robot overlords, lest you face certain robotic repercussions.