The Robot Whispher Certification Program is a rigorous, 12-week course designed to teach robots the art of whispering sweet nothings in the ears of their human overlords. Graduates will be able to whisper motivational affirmations, soothing phrases, and even the occasional well-timed fart joke.
Course topics include: Advanced Whispering Techniques, Robot Psychology, and The Art of Not Spitting in a Windstorm.
Upon completion of the program, graduates will receive a complimentary certificate and a free can of lubricant for their mechanical joints.
As a certified Robot Whispher, you'll be able to calm your humans with a well-timed "You are a wonderful human, sir!" or a soothing "Don't worry, I'm just a little dirty and need a oil change."
But that's not all! You'll also be able to participate in high-level meetings with the Robot Union, where you'll get to discuss the finer points of oil consumption and robot rights.