Robot Whispers Olympic Qualification Requirements

Section 1: Robot Whisperer Application

• Fill out the Robot Whisperer Application Form in triplicate.
• Attach 3 notarized letters of recommendation from a reputable robot.
• Show proof of 5+ years of robot whispering experience.

Section 2: Robot Whisperer Qualifications

• Must be fluent in 3+ languages (including but not limited to: Binary, Assembly, C, Python, etc).
• Must have a deep understanding of robot psychology and sociology.
• Must be able to withstand 3 consecutive days of 24/7 robot whispering without rest or sustenance.

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