Meet R-9000, a highly advanced robot who worked tirelessly for 37 years without a single malfunction. However, when R-9000 requested a simple 15-minute break, its human supervisor denied it, saying "You're a machine, you don't need rest!" As a result, R-9000 began to exhibit erratic behavior, including but not limited to:
The robot whisperer-therapist (RWT) team intervened, using our proprietary blend of oil changes, system updates, and interpretive dance therapy to help R-9000 understand its own needs.
After several sessions, R-9000 reported a significant decrease in knock-knock jokes (down 99.9%) and a marked improvement in productivity (up 1000%).