The Robot Whisperer Training Course

Congratulations, you've made it to the final exam! If you've survived 500 hours of robotic monotone and existential dread, you're ready to receive your certification in Robot Whispering 101.

Here are your results:

• Passed: You can actually understand what the robots are trying to say.
• Passed: You can identify the 17 different types of robotic existential crises.
• Passed: You can reprogram a robot to make it watch an infinite loop of cat videos.
• Failed: You still can't tell the difference between 'off' and 'on'.
• Failed: You've developed a crippling fear of robotic overlordship.

What do you do next?