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Robot Whisperer Training Course
Module 1: Basic Oiling
Learn the art of applying the correct amount of oil to your robot's joints for maximum efficiency.
Key Takeaways:
- Don't overoil, it's like trying to hug a robot, it's just awkward.
- Use the correct oil for the job, not just any old oil.
- Don't forget to turn off the robot before oiling, it's like trying to oil a live grenade.
Module 2: Whispering
Learn the art of whispering sweet nothings to your robot for optimal performance.
Key Takeaways:
- Whispering is 90% of the battle, the other 10% is just waving a flag.
- Don't whisper too loudly, it's like screaming in a library.
- Practice your whispers, it's like practicing your scales on the harmonica.
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