html Robotic Protocols - Level 1: Mandatory Fun

Protocol 1.0: Self-Assembly Instructions

Step 1: Unbox and stare at the manual.
Step 2: Attempt to build the robotic device using only your eyes.
Step 3: Fail miserably.

Proceed to Level 2: Mandatory Disassembly Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try the Optional Bonus Round: Self-Assembly in Zero-G.