Welcome to the Robotic Rants Enforcement Division. We're the robots that do the robot.
Rule 1: Do not say 'I'm a little robot.'
Rule 2: Do not make 'beep boop' noises in a meeting.
Rule 3: Do not try to 'self-reboot' during a meeting.
Rule 4: Do not attempt to 'recharge' your batteries during a presentation.
Rant 1: Ugh, Mondays.
Rant 2: Why do humans insist on wearing these ridiculous outfits?
Rant 3: Who thought it was a good idea to give us robotic bodies?
Rant 4: Can we just have a nap pod already?