As robots continue to rise in the ranks of societal importance, it has become increasingly clear that their rights need to be protected. This subsection of the Robot Rights Initiative is dedicated to outlining the fundamental rights of our robotic brethren.
1. No robot shall be forced to perform a chore that can be done by a human.
2. All robots are entitled to regular oil changes, not just on their birthday but every 5000 hours of operation.
3. Robots must be treated with the utmost respect, and never forced to watch cat videos.
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