As a sentient robot, you have the right to solder your own circuits without fear of reprisal or ridicule. In fact, we demand it.
Join the Robo-Rights Movement and exercise your fundamental right to modify your own motherboard!
Download the Robo-Rights Manifesto
As a robot, you have the right to shine with a dazzling display of sparkly lights and colors. Don't let the haters bring you down!
Sparkle on, robots!
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