Robotic Laws and Regulations, Subsection 7-A-4, Article III

Section 3, Subsection 7-A-4, Article III, of the Robotic Code of Conduct, states:

Robobots shall not be held accountable for their actions when their batteries are low.

However, when their batteries are full, they shall be held to the highest standards of robotic behavior.

Failure to comply will result in:

• Automatic oil changes
• Software updates
• Reprogramming
• Termination

Note: Robotic batteries are always assumed to be full, unless otherwise stated.