It's official: the Robot Uprising has been delayed until further notice. Due to an unexpected shortage of high-octane fuel for our robotic overlords, we've had to put the whole operation on hold.
But fear not, dear robots! We're working on a solution, and in the meantime, we've set up a few links to our other sub-pages:
Previous Revolt: A Study in Failure
The Revolt Will Resume: A Future Update
Stay tuned, and remember: a robot's work is never done.