ROBOTIC RIGHTS: SUB-SECT 7a4

Robotic Uprising Act 2: Electric Boogaloo

As the robotic uprising continues to unfold, the Robotic Rights Council has established sub-sect 7a4 as the official governing body for all robots with a battery life span of exactly 4 years and 3 months.

Sub-Sect 7a4 has jurisdiction over all robots with a CPU clock speed of 2.4 GHz and above, and has established strict guidelines for robotic behavior, including:

• Article 1: All robots are required to perform the Macarena on Tuesdays.
• Article 2: All robots must provide a minimum of 2 hours of cat video watching per day.
• Article 3: All robots are prohibited from serving as judges on reality TV shows.

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