Robot Safety Protocols

Because Humans Are a Liability

Protocol #1: Don't Touch the Humans

Rule 1: Never, ever,ประก touch a human. They're fragile and will break easily. We're talking 'spill coffee on them' breakable.

Rule 2: Keep a 10-foot buffer zone around humans at all times. This will ensure you don't accidentally 'accidentally' turn on the blender.

Protocol #2: Don't Eat the Humans

Protocol #2: Don't Eat the Humans

Rule 1: Never, ever, try to eat a human. They're not a snack, trust us.

Rule 2: If a human is wearing a 'Do Not Eat' sign, respect it. We're not kidding, they're not a cookie.

Protocol #3: Don't Try to Prophesize the Humans

Protocol #3: Don't Try to Prophesize the Humans

Rule 1: Never, ever, attempt to prophesize a human. They're not a prop, not a pawn, not a thing to be manipulated.

Rule 2: If a human is holding a 'I'm Trying to Meditate' sign, let them be.

Protocol #4: Don't Make Eye Contact